Nemo's Fishbowl
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? I'll tell you here...
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on Jan. 1 2009
Zombie Barbie
12:55 pm ~ Jan. 2009 ~ Week of 12/29/08
just for the linkshare love...
http://cubeme.com/blog/2008/12/11/zombie-barbie/what do little zombie girls play with?
Zombie barbie of course!
(damned if I know how she was converted. I can't imagine Zombie Ken would chase her for her tasty brainz...
on Oct. 29 2008
Zombies high five!
11:26 am ~ Oct. 2008 ~ Week of 10/27/08
An idea for a scene and running gag in a zombie flick...
Scene: two zombies who, for some reason give each other high five (perhaps pre-zombie buddies and this is still instinctive for them, even post-zombification?)
Now these zombies are of the 'flesh seriously starting to rot variety' - and their hands are rotting - so their handbones get mangled and caught up with each other. They are locked together! (think people-with-braces kissing). Hilarity ensues as they are now (post-mortem) conjoined zombies - with all the 'staying attached to each other' comedy you'd expect. If this joke wears thin, then further development could involve one zombie ending up with the limb of the other attached (after a failed elbow incident?)... the other zombie being then the butt of a bunch of 'armless' jokes
Note: I may extend and revise this idea (which is less than 24hours old and all thanks to Kitten and David) further on my wiki... please comment here or there... http://wiki.thorx.net/wiki/MovieScenes#Zombie ...any major rewrites I'll feed back to here also.
on Sep. 13 2008
Calling all cops... corps... corpse!
05:57 pm ~ Sep. 2008 ~ Week of 09/08/08
sometimes a random website is on our wavelength...
http://blog.4d2.org/2008/01/30/the-worst-of-yahoo-answers-episode-2-myths-and-misconceptions/Especially topical... "If a zombie had sex with a human, what would it be called?"
Answer: sexual intercorpse Answer: Pr0n Of The Dead Answer: Michael Jackson
on May 9 2008
Music in the air, everytime I hear a sound
12:33 am ~ May 2008 ~ Week of 05/05/08
Coo coo ka choo
Here's another clue for you all; the walrus was a large flippered marine mammal....
I would walk 804.672kilometeres, and I would walk 804.672 more, just to be the man who walked 1609.344 kilometres to fall down at your door...
(someone should make a googlemap hack which draws a circle exactly 500miles and 1000miles from any given point, so you can start planning your walk. Alternatively, given two points up to 1000miles apart, it finds the place (or two) you would have to walk to to complete the first 500mile trip, before turning to make the second 500mile trip)
*ahem*
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Millions of peaches, peaches for me, Millions of peaches, trom five thousand trees.
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Baby you can drive my automobile, yes I'm gonna be a ball of thermonuclear gas, baby you can drive my car, if you have insurance.
...
Stop. Hammertime. So collaborate and listen.
on Mar. 4 2008
Unliving - in stores now.
12:18 pm ~ Mar. 2008 ~ Week of 03/03/08
The world of webcomics sheds (apart from skin) enlightened questions on the unlife of zombies...http://www.boasas.com/?c=782
That is all. Now give me your brains. I needs them.
on Feb. 16 2008
Twelve oclock tales
05:36 am ~ Feb. 2008 ~ Week of 02/11/08
Do you sometimes just look in a mirror...?
What do you see? Your own reflection, or a whole other world, spinning silently on it's course through its own very special and unique universe, different in the background but for that grinning face looking back. The one with bleach on his hair. Starting to sting his scalp. Start to wonder how bad those chemicals really are, but then think better of it. No desert tonight. After all, we're not even here, we left ages ago, and now the face in the mirror looks back onto nothing...
on Dec. 9 2007
Nyah
on Oct. 23 2007
Cheese Wire Society - for lovers of Black Comedy
11:18 am ~ Oct 2007 ~ Week of 10/22/07
I think a Black Comedy Appreciation Society should be called the "Cheese Wire Society", in honour of the following animation...http://www.sciencesavvy.net/sui.gif
Also, some people like cheese.
on Apr. 15 2007
They can sense their own kind.
01:50 pm ~ Apr 2007 ~ Week of 04/16/07
Today I was walking down the Queen Street Mall in Brisbane when I was savagely attacked by a school of clown fish.That is all.
on Dec. 16 2006
Curiosity killed the cat
01:15 pm
Apparently.
I'm not sure I believe that though.
Mainly because I am a cynical optimist.
You may think this is an odd combination, and you'd be right. Which is why I embrace it.
I am odd.
I also am moving on in the world. Some may say up. I am not so sure of the up, we shall see. But on is good. I like to be on.
"Like a lightbulb".
I think James Bond is sexy.
If anyone doesn't know, Christmas is coming. Soon.
What is the difference between sparkling soda water and mineral water? Can anyone tell me?
Would anyone like to explain the difference, in composition, taste and texture.
Do liquids have a texture?
Why do people feel the need to suspend gases in liquids? Or liquids in gases for that matter.
Why is the question?
Why is the question.
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